Kiss Up

They say you have  a fairly large quantity of nerve receptors on your lips.

So why wouldn’t one want to use them with their significant other?

I don’t believe this “some men don’t like kissing” cop out, give me a break.  I think if you like someone you couldn’t keep your lips off them, in my opinion, kissing is one of the best things about being in a relationship with someone else.  Forget everything else, kissing is my favorite part of the whole package.

Again the question, why wouldn’t someone you have been seeing for over 2 months, not like kissing, neither in public nor in the private of one’s own home.  Seriously “making out” is not a part of Mr. Margarita’s vocabulary.

I have a few reasons of my own:

a.) Bad breath, but if you brush your teeth/floss 3 times daily, and use a minty mouth wash, plus brush your teeth before you meet up with the boyfriend/girlfriend, this shouldn’t be a problem.

b.) I have made up this “Pretty Woman” reason, o.k. here’s my thinking: remember when Julia Roberts says no kissing allowed with Richard Gere on that first paid visit, aka kissing is too personal, I guess even for a prostitute.  Don’t ask me. Maybe kissing is too intimate of a gesture for this particular individual for some crazy, wacky reason, I can’t seem to put my finger on.

c.) They are a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad kisser.  But really I mean by a certain age I think most of us have this act pretty much down to a science, or that’s just me.

d.) I am just that ugly or my lips are funky.

O.k. those are my reasons, give me some of yours!  I am truly baffled by this equation.  Have others experienced this odd phenomenon?

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